Opening day.

 

Today was a day that I love. It is one of most favorite days because of one thing and on thing only. It was opening day of the best sport ever, Baseball. The game of gentlemen, flat beer, scorching heat, arguments over close calls and grass stains.

 

This sport is the best ever. I love the drama and the passion these men put into their craft. I am going to spend my days at work on espn.com or at home watching as much baseball as I can. There will be moments when I will be at odds with my lovely boyfriend because the giants or mariners are playing my dodgers or angels but that just leads into good make up sex later.

 

I got to watch some baseball today. I got to see the Yankees plat the tigers. I was impressed by one thing. How many people were not in the seats in that palace of the stadium because it was raining. NUT UP NEW YORK! Come on, it's only a little ran. I think of new Yorkers a lot like cockroaches, you guys will survive the nuclear holocaust. you guys will see this missile coming at you and just stand there with a hot dog, a bottle of shitty scotch and the middle finger in the air proudly. The only thing you guys might run away from is if someone is more new Yorker than you.

 

The Yankees is a team that I seriously loath and would love to light on fire but because I can not argue with the historical fact that this team has been around since the dawn of baseball, I must admire you also. You guys are the Dallas Cowboys of the MLB. We know you are good, you have bad seasons, and the best line up of the league but did you really have to sign AROD for another season? I can think of so many other people that you could have signed over for far less money with less of an ego. ARO D is such a bitch, he throws a fits something does go his way and he thinks he built the Yankees.

 

Back to the game. Detroit had some great talent but there is something that they do need more than anything. Consistent pitching. Please find someone that can throw a ball. As much as I don't like the Yankees I don't like it when there is bad blues. The blue behind the plate needed to have his eyes checked or can of ensure because there were some calls that needed to be corrected.

 

Then I got to watch the giants and dodgers game. Oh, it felt great to see dodger stadium and be envious of the sun. I wanted to be in LA so and because I do miss home and the heat. It was amazing and it felt like good sex to see Kershaw pitching again. He was on fire. It was sex on a rope it was that smooth. I miss manny though. I really do. The giants put up a good fight for what I saw but there was something about them that just wasn't adding up. Let me think about, how about the fact that the only guy that is in shape if your fucking starting pitcher. I didn't know that the giants had a team of chubby chasers.... awesome. Instead of practice they are having weight watcher meetings.

 

I love this sport.

 

I was not able to watch my angels today and so I have nothing to say but I am proud of them no matter what. it was awesome they won but sad that I wasn't there to see it. I am still waiting for a battle of sol cal when the dodger play the angels for the world series. I know it might not happen in my time, but here is hoping.