I am going to ramble on about the battle of the sexes and how I think we need to just give up and claim this world in the name of good sex and move on. If God knew what he was getting himself into,when he made the universe a 100 something billion years ago he should have just stopped with A-sexual creatures and called a millenia.the male and female sex no matter when species, fiber, or minerial have been going over and over again on what is the better sex. No one is going to fucking win so we might as well get fucking over it. here are some thoughts that I have had about this never ending war between are sexes. LETS US BE WHAT WE ARE!
I have found, in this modern day, men are not allowed to act like men. Men are to be the hunters, the protectors, the leaders and the aggressors. It is naturally what they are meant to be. LET THEM BE THIS WAY! If they see an issue they are going to want to fix the damn issue, granted they cant give birth or have great tits, but sometimes they just need to fix something. Also the male species is a very independent. They would not like it if you clammered all over them, and call them every 30 minutes to see what they are going to wear. Men have to much on their minds sometimes to match your pink paisley sundress, with the correct tie. men also want to have "man time". If they want to lock themselves up in their room for a weekend and play on line games or stay at home and watch the football game let them. Men need time to regroup just as much as women do. the world today is too PC and to much like an episode of the Oprah.
Oprah, I have mad respect for you and what you have done with your life, but not all men can be like Stedman. They dont like when your strap on is bigger.... Love Madison.
Men are also logical, believe it or not, they are. If you are talking to much about soething they dont care about they arent going to listen. Someone is crying, they are just going to look at try to stop the leak. If they are into they will let you know, if they dont call a girl, they arent into the girl. Its really kind of simple, you let them be men, they will love in the long run.
To the men that do it wrong: You know what you have done wrong and people talk shit. Dont be a falmming asshole, we wont have anything to say.
Ok. Women. We are emotional creatures and are meant to be the caretakers, the gatherers, and the gentle ones. We are very much in touch with our emotional side and we look into everything. There is someone bleeding we ruch to their aid and a band of hopeful music comes following.... NOT! The whole women's movement was awesome and it did give us equality, but I hate to say it. We took it to far. Now people cant say anything with out hurting someone's feelings and PMS is a legal excuse to murder... its not but i tried. Women want to feel important, special, and shiny and anything that would explain that we want to be loved. We like to be surprised and adored. We have watched men prance around like birds of paradise during mating season. We are amused by this, it makes us feel special. Sometimes we take that inch for a mile and next thing we know we have songs and our names on some dude chest.... not cute. Women are caddy, bitchy, egotistical, and very territorial. it dont matter if it is something small that wont matter in five years, if we care about it we are going to fight for it like a wedding dress during a 90% off sale. Someone is going to die! Our children and family is what we protect over ourselves and god help anyone that wants to bring us under. You mess with one lioness you are going to get the whole fucking pack.
men think women are complicated, irrational, and emotional. Women think that men are dumb, simple minded, and have no heart. The truth is we are perfect for eachother and it is going to be a never ending remake of taming of the shrew... thanks willie.
No one is going to win and we should just stop. Men go pee on a fire and women take your midol.
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