Random shit hits again.

I am going to just blog about some random movies that I thought that would be entertaining to talk about. You will find that I am kind of prejudice about what I think is a good movie. There is going to be some awful movies that I think is awesome. Some OK movies that are just entertaining. There is going to be some bad movies.

Yes, I have a poster of one of worst but you can't hate it. It Sean Connery. What person does not look like James Bond and if you don't like James Bond you are just not from this planet. Go back into  space you tasteless sorry ass. Christian Slater in this movie is young... stupid young. It's like a crime to watch him this movie getting young with the mute chick in the middle, even though she is the only useful character in the whole film. Not even Sir Sean Connery is useful but it's the Connery. You can't deny him that attention. It the accent. You just don't want to. I guess you can say that I have a little bit as a crush on the man but wouldn't you?

One of the worst movies that was ever made. I lost my movies picking rights for almost 4 years and still trying to make up for it. What was James Cameron thinking? It was fucking Pocahontas painted as smurfs in space! it should have ended. Then there was the Terminator vs. the blue guys. Really? Did you just decide react Aliens because you didn't get right the first time? The writing was bad, the acting I am sure would have been good if the movies wasn't made in green screen hell, and I sure the music was going to be great if you could hear it. One last question and I don't care if it is answered or not, not would be awesome. What the hell was it about the alien sex? They connect their tails like it was a set of PCV piping and call it good? James, this is the age of the internet and because of that one scene there was blue porn  going every where. DUDE!

The only thing that I enjoyed was the fact that your ex-wife one best director over your ass with the hurt locker. That was best thing and then icing on the cake for me, you lost best picture to the Hurt Locker again! Bitch please. Get a real job, attention whore!

As you are an adult you think back on something that was around when you were a kid and you love watching it over and over again. A movie that opens your eyes to the world of movies.  

To me this was Jurassic Park. My mom, who has been known to let me watch pretty much anything that she would, took me to go see this movie in the theater. There was a boom of dinosaur stuff and people are just getting all excited about the new movie with real dinosaurs. The music was captivating alone. The first seen of the man being eaten and then everything else took you for an awesome ride. The raptors call made you want to sleep with the lights on. You felt bad for the small little guy that had to meet eat that fat man in the jeep, oh what the Mercedes SUV. 

 OK. This movie usually get me in trouble but that's because I hate this movie. I don't see the points on if. All this guy does is skip school and that's it. None of this stuff would happen in real life. There actually film documentary made about this thing and it was just as boring as the real movie. 

The only know that I can tolerant this movie is if you think of it in the fight club way. Ferris is the split personality. Cameron does all that stuff but in all honesty I would rather be Cameron. His alter ego becomes the opposite of Nathan Lane and commits to bestiality by marring Sarah Jessica Parker.

Ah, Fight club. Such a great movie. The writing, the cinematography, and the casting. THE CASTING. I was never really was a Brad Pitt fan but once that shirt came off and I was done. Hell! Give me a vibrator now. Wait. I don't need a vibrator I have a husband. Wait. He is not Brad Pitt. Moving on. This made me split personality disorder all the time other than every 28 days. Helena Bohnam Carter was playing herself when she didn't have to screw Tim Burton all the time. I love meatloaf in this movies. The man tits are their own character. 

Oh do I live blasting movies. This so much. I think that I could do this for the good chunk of time. 

I think that I am going to go on Netflix in my spare time and write reviews. I have nothing else better to do but to be a wife, nanny, cook, and house keeper.