Three things

Here is a list of what has been on my brain for a while.... I think that this could be entertaining.


1. So, I have been hearing that there may not be a NFL season to watch next year. This does hurt my soul little bit. What else am I going to do when I need to have my boyfriend out of my hair? There will not be any football to distract him and there is nothing I can do about it.

Dear Owners,

On behalf of all the wives, girlfriends, mothers, and the rest female race we have a request. Stop your bitching! You make money while sitting on the crapper, taking a massive crap that is as epic as the cowboys losing record of last seaon. There is nothing you need to do but give the players what they need. Another thing. I find all of you owners to be nothing short of a modern Ceaser, your players beat themselves bloody in your huge arenas. You sit up in your high and mighty boxes and give the thumbs up or down of their fates. Let them keep the five year health plan and just expcept that this will only end poorly. The fans don't care about you. We only care about how much we are going to pawn off our food stamps to attend the sport our men love so much. I know men, that will stop their tobacco addiction just to lick the bottom napking from your consession stands. Just give up. We will have our sport with or with out you and you really don't matter to us. Just go back to speanding your money on high price hookers, they are only using you to get to the real talent, your mom.

Me.

2. They are going to kill Johnny Storm..... really.... really? Yes, Chris Evan is one hot piece of ass and I would love to have 45 minutes with him. I am sure he would love to hide this mexican crazy train, but really? Marvel find someone else to play Johnny Storm, I am sure his very average parents and another average child that can go into space and be expose to gamme radiation for the sake of the human race.

3. Kate Gosslin had an E! True Hollywood Story! Let's glorify the media whore some more. Kate and Octomom make women look more like Crazy bitches. Kate, sweetie, I wouldn't want to fuck a pussy that has been that stretched out either. Octomom, you need to hae your kids taken away. I will pay my tax dollars to see you have a show, watch your teenage daughter waste her childhood being a better mom than you, and you go out trying to get knocked up again.