My list of 2010.

I really dont know where this came from but I think that I need to express some things that I have felt in a list of 2010.

1. Go Angels!

2. I am tired of hearing all these women complain about how their men don't take of them and how they have to do everything in the relationship. Stop your complaining. Men are confused about their place in this world. Women are getting paid more, getting more promotions, having more kids and more balls than most men these days. What is your problem? Oh I know, you have a vagina. Men have every right to be confused. I find that women are amazing creatures because we can do all so many awesome things, but have you ever thought that men need to be men. They sometimes need tio feel like the knight in shiny armor and when they done feel that need they get bored. Make things even, hell, let him do somethings that express his man hood or else he is going to stick to something that will need him and give his a rash later.

3. What is with the chocking in bed, seriously? I don't get it. People that I have spoke to says its amazing and a total rush. Yeah, to the emergency room. All I can think about is the conversation that I saw in CSI: Miami. 

" Officer, I just wanted to give it to her right?"
The ginger looking dude with the token Latin name puts his glasses on, " You gave her a one way ticket to the right to the morgue"
YEAH!

4. Randy Moss is a total girl. I don't like that fact that the whole NFL turned into a series of the Hills. If you are going to fight with Tom Brady about something.... well.... I dint even know what to fight Tom Brady about, because I have more balls than he does, and better hair.

5. Suck my non-existing balls AROD!

6. Lady Gaga confuses me. I dint understand, what would make you wear meat to an event? Did she come in a refrigerated truck? Is her next outfit going to be fabric stuck to her by cum? I honestly think she will skin 101 Dalmatian for a fur coat and say the art made her do it.

7. The angels have the phone box.

8. I work for a hotel, in the call center, and I take reservations all night. I wonder some times, how many marriages and relationship are ruined through just this one phone call. I know, that in no means is it my fault, but you have to wonder. The human race is made to have sex, sex is an action to breed, but is it worth the kick to the nuts later?

9. There needs to be an I.Q test and background check before breeding. I can't help but wonder what people are thinking before getting it on. Read the fine print before spreading your genes around like a fucking sprinkler system.

10. My breakthrough moment: There was a moment in my relationship with my boyfriend, that I didn't know where I stood and I was trying not to be that "crazy bitch" but I needed to know. When I met Chris, I didn't want to have a relationship but I was kind of in one. It was complicated.  I am sitting on his couch just trying to express how I felt about his, really having hard time finding the words, and out of no where he tells me that he loves me. In my mind, I am freaking out because I love him too. It took me a while to come to terms with this feeling. I love him. I really did love him and I have been wanting to say it for a while. I was so scared from the last time, I loved someone that the whole thought of being in love with someone frightened me to no end. I didn't think that it would happen to soon, and yet so quietly.