A thought.

This is how things would have happened if Chris and I still were not together by now....

 

Opening Scene: Angie and Alysha are sitting at the door of Angie's garage. There is a party that was going to start but now it has turned into soap opera. Chris and Maria are standing across from each other with the beer pong table.

 

Alysha: Start talking.

 

Maria: About what exactly?

 

Alysha: don't give that bull shit, Maria. You have been fucking the guy for months, make a decision.

 

***Chris give Maria this smile and says nothing.

 

Alysha: Angie, are you going to say anything?

 

Angie: No, You are doing it all for me.

 

***People are sitting behind Angie and ALysha. Courtney, a small petite young woman is sitting on the couch next to Erik, a tall shirtless man, Aaron is standing in the kitchen with a beer in his hand, Kate is leaning against him.

 

Chris: Is this really needed?

 

Angie: Yes.

 

Maria: Why?

 

Alysha: Because, you two and are doing it right. It's just not natural. You cant be fuck buddies for a year and have no feeling foe each other. Don't look at me like that , Maria. I know how you talk about him.

 

Chris: You talk about me?

 

Angie: All the time.

 

Alysha: She won't even let me comment on your stupid hat anymore.

 

Chris: Why?

 

Maria: Because you like it, and it makes you happy.

 

***Chris and Maria get closer.

 

Chris: You know all we have to do is have sex again and they cant say anything.

 

Angie: Bullshit! The rules apply!

 

Maria: Yeah, we can still go on and on doing what we do and they cant say anything.

 

Alysha: That's ok, Maria wont do anything with out a condom.

 

Eric: Did you check her?

 

Alysha: Aaron did.

 

Aaron: I was supposed to do what?

 

Alysha: I told you to check her bag?

 

***Maria noticed that her bag wasn't in the garage.

 

Maria: I don't have anything.

 

Chris: That's ok, I do.

 

Angie: I heard that. Don't you dare. Don't you dare think about putting your penis in her. If I don't get any you don't get buddy.

 

Chris: Well then let us out and we wont fuck on the beer pong table.

 

Erik: For the love of god, let them out.

 

Alysha: No!

 

Maria: Ok, if we cant have sex and we aren't going to have the talk what are we going to with each other?

 

Angie: Just tell us that you two are dating and we will be fine.

 

Alysha: Lie to me for at least I have something. Please!

 

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